Disse?

Mother of eight makes hole in one.
Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
NY church will have senator for lunch.

- What kind of rooms have no walls?
- Mushrooms.

- What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
- Slippers.

- When is a door not a door?
- When is ajar.

- At what time of the day was Adam created?
- A little before Eve.

Anúncio em lojas:
Tire store: Time to Re-Tire.
Battery shop: Wanna start something?
Music store: Guitars for sale. Cheap. No strings attached.
Real Estate office: Get lots for little.

Constatações:
Dailight saving time. Não poupa tempo nenhum!
One-night stand. Vão ficar de pé?
A near miss. Afinal não bateram?
A hot cup of coffee. Café frio em copo quente?