Tricky Tricky

New housing for elderly not yet dead.
New University chancellor expects little sex.
12 on their way to cruise among dead in plane crash.
Judge to rule on nude beach.
Einstein remains cremated.
Bush wins on budget, but more lies ahead.
Deer kill 150000.
complaints about NBA referees going ugly.
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

A língua inglesa é tão traiçoeira como a portuguesa!

People drive in a parkway and park in a driveway; play at a recital and recite at a play.
If you transport something by car it´s called a shipment; if you transport it by ship it´s a cargo.
Noses run; feet smell.
Quicksand is slow; boxing rings are square; silverware and glasses can be made of any material;
darkrooms may be lit.
Daydreaming occurs by night; nightmares can take place during the day.
happy hours and rush hours are longer than one hour.
There are kingdoms but no queendoms. There are seminars but no eggulars.
Appartments are not appart but together. A building is already build.
A TV set is like um par de cuecas, it´s only one but we still call it a set.
A slim chance and a fat chance are the same; a caregiver and a caretaker are the same. But Aawise man and a wise guy are opposites.
Guinea pigs are not from Guinea (nem da India), nor pigs.
In Blackouts the black is not out.

A língua inglesa é tão cheia de idiosincrasias como a portuguesa!